Talk:Main Page/datingtips
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1000 PED GIVEAWAY
- JD
- Hi folks
- Firstly - I'm back from my 'downunder' summer break. Things got a bit out of hand for a while there!
- But good news is I have a surprisingly good, new online income (more about that later)!
- SO HERES THE THING
- - I've got at least 1000 PED TO GIVE AWAY during FEB (with a lot more to follow).
- - The money will be going to peeps that help set up this new page!
- - The page will have some links to some really good quality RL information on being irresistible to the opposite s@x - This is a new alliance/sponsor, we will plugging his book!
- SO HERES THE THING
- WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
- The Subject is Entropia Dating - Guide & Tips
- But... for our main page I want Humour.
- I want entertaining stuff
- Cartoons, Animations, Videos, Humorous Tips
- Get a head start because there will be some big prizes for each of different medium.
- Try and rope in some celebrities...
- - Freyr's secret Feffoid Fetish
- - The MindArk office after dark
- Or just throw some potentially funny headlines into the pool
- - The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU can Make dating Hot Avatars
- For now keep the Subject suggestions coming... I'm sure you have thought of at least 3 already!
- Hell... You probably, like me! Have some actual hilarious Entropia dating stories to tell.
- Just change the names to protect the Guilty or get there permission!
- Hell... You probably, like me! Have some actual hilarious Entropia dating stories to tell.
- Add your entries to this talk page or send em in Special:Emailuser/John_JD_Doe via Email
... More Specific Prize Details Soon!
PS. Watch out for our Spam Filter
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Sir Odd's picks
How to pick up entropians as ..hmm..'friends'
- Drop pec trails that lead to your house/apartment doorstep
- Put a little extra change in the trade window on top of agreed deal
How NOT to hook up with peeps
- Make a EF frontpage on perhaps the most important person in game, only to have it bumped by repetitive LG story 8 hours later!
- Give your significant other a box of dung instead of chocolates for valentine's day
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Runner's Typical Cheesy Responses
- Hey baby, do you revive here often?
- You did a good job on your avatar's eyes.
- Can I buy you a Breer?
- Wanna come up to my appartment and do some real skilling?
- Nice pants, can I color them for you?
- Let's sweat together.
- Wanna see my avatar naked? There used to be a bug and I took a screenshot. What's your email address, I'll send it!
- ...(the next day)... Oh! Sorry, I sent the one of me naked IRL! I must have gotten the pics messed up. ..So, since you saw it, what did you think of me? Yeah, that's my Ferari, Im thinking of getting a new one though, that's last years model.
- ...(and the next day)... I really enjoy talking to you more then hunting. I'd like to be able to put a face to your name, can you send me a pic?
- mrproper
- Hey, the last one is pretty good!
- Morbid
- That last one wiffs of "Having been tried" :D
- Runner
- Guys, Ive been "chatting" since 1985 on a 300 baud modem to a 6 line BBS. There really aren't many lines or tricks I haven't seen before firsthand. Probably the same with JD. Old dogs know a LOT of tricks.. The only thing that stops me from writing a million pages on every topic is that it is work, my time is finite, and I'd rather be playing then working.
